
"we've been on the run, running in the sun
looking out for 1 Great Place
Things Overheard in Bunk 13B
Camp Matoaka, here we come..."
1. "Aaaaah! It's the Shart Monster!!!"
2. "OY! Language!"
3. "I believe I can die... All I wanted was a chicken wing, and then they shot me in my dingaling..." ETC., ETC.
4. "You guys have a choice. If you want to be up at 5 AM, fine. But you all need to brush your teeth, get dressed, and go out to the landsports field and find something to do. If this choice does not appeal to you, you can go BACK TO BED."
5. "Suna! Suna!"
6. "I have lost my underwear, I don't care..."
7. "It was not a spider, it was not a loooon, it was not a lizard, yes it was a ballooooon..."
8. "Somebody SHARTED!"
9. "How many times do I have to tell you, there are NO POISONOUS SPIDERS in Maine!"
10. Upsetting combinations of the words "Tony," "sex," and "breast pump."